You're completely useless in the revolution.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Everyone says I win the strip club
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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