we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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