So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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