used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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