Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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