do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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