i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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