when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i now understand why vodka
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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