She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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