I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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