I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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