you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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