It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I fill condoms, not promises.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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