my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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