feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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