I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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