I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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