he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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