I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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