Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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