Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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