I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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