If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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