He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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