dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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