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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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