I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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