On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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