Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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