This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Randomize
