You work out of a Hotel?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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