dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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