This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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