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Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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