we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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