I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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