Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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