i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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