Are we in a gay sports bar?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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