the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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