Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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