Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
