I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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