You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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