quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Just high enough for therapy.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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