I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
