So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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