I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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