Small penises have feelings too.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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