my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Come see our sink grown plant.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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