My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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