do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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